Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
