i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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