tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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