Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
