i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We have started to decorate penises.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
