i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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