Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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