He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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