you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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