help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
