Pappa wants mamma naked
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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