your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
