all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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