I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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