I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
did you just send me my own nude
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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