if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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