She just used a chaser for red wine.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
As shirtless as possible
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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