This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
