First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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