Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
