i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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