We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
