Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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