I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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