Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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