me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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