i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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