What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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