I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dicks are not precious.
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