I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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