I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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