If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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