just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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