it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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