He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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