this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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