I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
People with herpes should wear stickers.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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