i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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