You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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