I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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