all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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