You're my little dorito
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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