her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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