Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's blow job season.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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