I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just found puke in my bra..
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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