And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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