I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Pooping to opera.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
