Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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