If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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