Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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