: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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